- Interviewer: On the fanboy boner scale,would you call this film [Thor] a half mast, a full chub, or a "dear God i have a hammer in my pants"?
- Tom Hiddleston: Definitely "dear God I have Mjolnir in my pants"! Not just a hammer, but the hammer of Thor...like...it's like embarrassing- you have to leave the room. In fact, you probably can't leave the room because your boner is so big that gravity is going to weigh you down and you'll fall over trying to cross the room. It's that kind of boner. You're going to fall over...like it'll unbalance...like we'll go back to being apes. You know what i mean? It's not possible to stand the boner is so big.
#YOU JUST USED THE CAP’S SHIELD TO LEVEL YOUR TUBES#I REQUIRE NOTHING FROM YOU BECAUSE I’M GOING TO GO HOME TO MY VINTAGE CAPTAIN AMERICA CARD COLLECTION #OMG TONY I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU #AGENT COULSON OUT
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